Saturday, October 1, 2011

My Neighborhood Map

Lytha - Ask and you shall receive...

I know it is difficult to read. Click on the photo. Hopefully, you can zoom in or it will be large enough to read. I won't know until I publish it.

10 comments:

Katharine Swan said...

I couldn't help but laugh as I read that (and yes, I was able to click on it and zoom in) -- "Town drunk lives here" and "Cliff I may jump off of someday" were my favorites. :o) The way your neighborhood is laid out really does put you in the middle of lots of different properties (and lots of crazy neighbors), doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Ah-ha! enlarges nicely, BTW.

Fantastyk Voyager said...

Great map! WOW, it's a crowded neighborhood. All the jokers are right around your house too.

Mary said...

That's hilarious! Now I have a much clearer picture of what the hecks' going on around there. (Vroom Vroom, LMFAO) You have got to move!

lytha said...

HOLY SMOKES!

those trees she hides behind are between your house and your pasture! what the heck!!!

so both the drunk and your friend with horses must use your driveway because of that shed blocking the other road?

it looks like you have 8 neighbors surrounding you and only 2 of them are decent types you can borrow a cup of sugar from?

i don't know what's worse, the noise from all sides or the proximity of the 1. nosy and 2. peeping.

thanks so much for the overview. my goodness i thought i could picture it but i really couldn't.

Crystal said...

Wow that really shows how close your crazy neighbors are! Hope you can move somewhere a little more private.

I really like the comments too, "wife divorced cause too much noise", "cliff I may jump off" too funny

Dreaming said...

Oh my.... my eyes are leaking! Love the arrow to the cliff. Love the place where the dog pees! Love your map.
Actually, it is nice to see where all of the key players live.. the peeping tom, the nosy neighbors, the OK neighbors....
the map must have taken a lot of time to create. Thanks for that!

Laughing Orca Ranch said...

Your map just made me realize how little I know about my own neighbors. Our neighborhood has 8 homes and everyone has between 2-3 acres of land, but the homes are placed to give each homeowner a good distance between each, as well as providing convenient angles to allow lots of privacy.

In addition, we just don't have any noisy, nosy, or difficult neighbors. Everyone appreciates their own privacy, peace and quiet and therefore we give the same respect to our fellow neighbors.

While I think it would be nice to know our neighbors a little better, I couldn't live in a neighborhood with neighbors like yours.

Move....soon!

~Lisa

Ms Martyr said...

I was watching one of the house hunting shows last night and a young couple wanted a "party house." I fear we may have new neighbors that fit that profile - they just installed a huge hot tub in their yard. Can't wait for the drunken revelry.

achieve1dream said...

Wow great map! That makes so much more sense now when you say you walk your horses from the barn to the pasture. I didn't realize they were separated. If I were you, since your road is private property I'd build a huge barn right in the middle of it lol! Just kidding. What a jerk. Why does you neighborhood attract so many losers? I hope you can move someplace more rural and private.